there’s literally so many things I want to accomplish and places I want to go and people that I want to meet that I get so overwhelmed thinking about it all.
You are making it so easy for me not to miss you anymore
Drunken 2 a.m. adventures with friends are some of the best things about life.
the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”
me: sorry bae I’m just a-
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
getting a boner in class like